I was teased mercilessly at school for wearing glasses. One kid used to sing 'Revenge of the Nerds' every time I walked past him. Every time. The other kids would call me Makafå (4 eyes). Then I got contact lenses and the teasing stopped. Well it didn't stop, it just focused more on my braces, eczema and love of the one true great dramatic artform - Theatresports. For the first time ever my peripheral vision was widened, allowing me greater response time to an improv movement. I could react quicker with fantastic witticisms, funny voices and exaggerated dance moves. I used to spend a large amount of my money paying for this privilege of unencumbered sight, but thanks to i-contacts I have my lenses delivered to my door for a mere pittance. I am no longer a part of a Theatresports troupe (due to a niggling lower back injury) but I am thankful every day for the gift of vision i-contacts bestows on me.